30th March 2008

PMS - Too Funny!!!

A friend just sent me this:

The Hormone Guide  

 Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!

 

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What’s for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here’s my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn’t over-do it today.

I’ve always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

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19th March 2008

Sometimes being kind can backfire!

This winter I kept smelling pee in my house. Over and over again. It was almost always in the kitchen (the one place you really don’t want to smell pee!) and it would come and go with no real rhyme or reason. The first couple of times I thought surely my puppy had an accident, […]

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5th March 2008

Kellogg’s is making me ILL!!!!!!

I just cannot get over this. It just burns me up inside…
Kellogg’s new marketing campaign for Frosted Mini-Wheats is claiming to increase kids attentiveness by up to 20%. HELLO - does Kellogg’s think we are all stupid???
If you listen carefully to the commercial, it goes on to mention behind that claim that the study was […]

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4th March 2008

Elmo now makes death threats???

Have you heard the latest? There is an Elmo doll that started saying “Kill James” after Mom changed his batteries. The “Elmo Knows Your Name” doll is programmable, but it isn’t supposed to say that!
Of course, the ‘net is abuzz as to if this is something the family did to get a lawsuit, or if […]

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4th March 2008

New Study on the Long-term effects of Spanking

Sure, you think you know why to spank or not spank. I’m sure you’ve got a list of reasons and reading material as well as experience to support your stance. That’s all fine and dandy, but I highly recommend that you take a look at this new study on the long term effects of spanking. […]

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